El Deforme
El Cuarteto de Nos
The Deformed One
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I was born deformed, my face is deformed
Unluckily, I was born sideways
I lost my neck, my liver is hanging
And the doctor says it's just a cold
Since I have no eyes, I can't see the doctor
Since I have no ears, I can't hear this guy
Since I have no mouth, I can't insult him
Cure me doctor
I lost a leg taking the first step
I left my arm hanging from a handrail
The large intestine is my other limb
And the doctor says it's all because of the humidity
He calmly says to continue the treatment
Based on pills, cocaine, guaco, and liniments
Someday I'll be able to show my face
Cure me doctor
My nose is a hole in the side
And my head weighs too much
I'm fed through a tube in the bladder
And the doctor says to take two aspirins
With this appearance, I can't charm girls
Or even do favors for grandmas
I'm a monster that scares women
Kill me doctor
