El Calzoncillo a Rayas

Oh mama, I don't know what's happening
Women faint
With my yellow striped underwear

Oh mommy, the girls go crazy
When I put on the striped underpants
It's not my money that provokes them
Nor that song by Rosamel Araya

It seems like their brains dislocate
And they go with Paterson and me to the beach
They all rape me together on the rocks
And leave me wrapped in a towel

The bulge here, the bulge there
The underwear moves, I can't hide it

Oh mama, I don't know what's happening
Women faint
With my yellow striped underwear

To escape, I disguised myself as a seal
And hid behind a wall
They discovered me by the river and the ditch
And accused me of being a scoundrel

My jealous girlfriend
To prevent me from going with another
Sold my underwear for a pittance
But she didn't sell me the glorious striped one

Because I never take off the striped underwear
I don't take it off, not even a little

I never take off the striped underwear
Will the goat fit?

I never take off the striped underwear
Elsa licks the salami

I never take off the striped underwear
Did the horse already enter Troy?

I never take off the striped underwear
I smell like pesto

I never take off the striped underwear