El Guardián Del Zoo
El Cuarteto de Nos
The Zoo's Guardian
The zoo's guardian
Had a soprano voice
He wore a cap and went out
For a walk with a dwarf
In the kangaroo's pouch
He kidnapped the girls
He ate the rhinoceros
Singing 'La Cucaracha'
At night he transforms
Into an evil animal
With a lion's head
And a congressman's neck
He kidnapped the lizard on Sunday
Raped it in the reptile house
On Monday twenty people saw him
Climbing down from the planetarium
The guardian of this zoo
Had a soprano voice
Every night he slept
Embracing the dwarf
