El Pelado de Los Huevos de Oro
El Cuarteto de Nos
The Bald Man of the Golden Eggs
I've been inside for six months
In this dark room
Kneeling in the dusty
Filthy corner
My two eyes on the door
Where my boss comes in
An ancient legend tells
Of a bald man who lays
Golden eggs that would
Make the sun itself die of envy
And this old wretch
Thinks that's me
Lay, bald man, lay!
Don't pretend to be asleep
Lay, bold bald man
To increase my treasure:
Lay a golden egg
If madness is contagious
It's about to come to me
Some nights I wake up
Crowing with joy
How my eggs shine!
They're the most beautiful I've seen
Lay, bald man, lay!
Don't pretend to be asleep
Lay, bold bald man
To increase my treasure:
Lay a golden egg
In these recent times
I've started to believe
That I'm capable of laying it
Through perseverance and effort
Straining to lay it
And return to the ranch
Willpower can do anything
And here it starts to come
This is the birth of the egg
Splitting me in that place
When this old man sees it
He'll set me free
But, lay, bald man, lay!
Golden, not chocolate
Look, bald man, kill yourself!
I ask for a golden egg
I don't want an Easter egg
