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Uncle Cramps

The Quartet was going on the road
To Tranqueras for a performance
When we stopped at a speed bump
And the locomotion got messed up

And amid the desperate screams
A transfusion was needed
If they didn't give us blood right away
We were going to sing from the coffin

Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion

Because I can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't
And I can't, can't, can't even sing
Uncle Cramps had in his blood
More alcohol than the espinillar.

Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion

And he infected me with gonorrhea
That I can't even pee
I have so much pee in my bladder
It's going to burst at any moment

Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion

Come on, stunned!

And now I have arteriosclerosis
And I can't even remember
What came next in the lyrics

(Go ahead)

Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion

And I ended up super drugged
And I still can't explain
If Uncle Cramps was a cop
And the main one of the drug traffickers

Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion

Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood for health
Damn Uncle Cramps
Who gave his blood in the transfusion

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