Eres Una Chica Muy Bonita

You're a really cute girl
I knew it when I touched your little tit
And it was soft, round, and quick
In short, a really cute little tit

With this girl, I might go out
I knew it when I caressed your ass
And I said: God help me, what a beautiful ass!
I wish I could slather it with seaweed cream!

You're a goddess, no doubt about it!
Seeing you lying there, naked
I thought about asking Christ, Allah, and Buddha
To make our lovemaking really awesome

I found out you were spectacular
After we fucked and fucked
It was strange and normal, bizarre and natural
It was healthy, pure, perverse, and wild

But then I changed my mind
'Cause you gave me a nasty STD
And I tried to blame you, you dirty, ugly whore!
I accused you of spreading the disease

And now comes the funny part
Not only does my dick itch, I got AIDS
You damn pervert, you ruined my life!
My life is going downhill, not up

And in the end, it’s all over
What started in dust has ended in dust
But even though it killed me, it was one hell of a ride!
I'll be dust, but a lovesick dust!