Fui Yo

I killed Kennedy but it was a ricochet
Actually, I shot at Jacqueline
I went a bit overboard with the pills

That I took to get with Marilyn
And since God wasn’t listening, I decided to kill the Pope
But a heretic Turk beat me to it, what a dumbass

I killed Gardel because the guy was off-key
And Lennon because Imagine was a stupid song

I blew up the Challenger because inside was
A teacher I hated back in my childhood

And totally fed up during the dictatorship, I turned out to be the guy
Who wrote 'fucking soldiers' in the pages of El Día

Don’t look any further, I was the one to blame
I’m sorry to cause so much disappointment

Since it blocked the view from my place
I took down the Twin Towers
I hate charity and welfare
That’s why I cut the brake on Lady Di’s car

And I killed Gandhi because he slapped me once at an orgy
And Martin Luther King because he had a bigger dick than mine

Don’t look any further, I was the one to blame
I’m sorry to cause so much disappointment