Fui yo
El Cuarteto de Nos
It was me
I killed Kennedy but it was accidental
actually, I shot Jacqueline
I went a bit overboard with the pills
I gave her to nail Marilyn
and since God wasn't listening, I decided to kill the Pope
but a heretic Turk beat me to it, what a fool.
I killed Gardel because the guy was off-key
and Lennon because 'Imagine' was nonsense
I blew up the Challenger because inside was
a teacher I hated in my childhood
and rotten in the middle of the dictatorship, I turned out to be the guy
who wrote 'fucking soldiers' on the El Día newspaper page
Look no further, I was the culprit
I'm sorry to cause so much disappointment
How I blocked the view of my residence
I gave it to the Twin Towers
I hate charity and benevolence
that's why I cut the brakes of Lady Di's car
and I killed Gandhi because he hit me once in an orgy
and Martin Luther King because he had a bigger dick than mine
Look no further, I was the culprit
I'm sorry to cause so much disappointment
