Jaimito

From my first-year teacher
I not only fell in love
Platonically like everyone else
Because to bed I took her
With a modern method.

She leaves at night, returns by day
And her boyfriend didn't see what happened
I know she studies sexology
Between the sheets of a server
With a modern method.

I had seen in a synopsis
When I went to the cinema for a matinee
An infallible system of hypnosis
And using it, I dominated her.
It was a modern method.

I satisfied all the fantasies
That this little boy could have
And my exploits are now poetry
My name is Jaimito and it has been a pleasure.
Long live the modern method