La Familia Berrantes
El Cuarteto de Nos
The Berrantes Family
Once I met a girl in Treinta y tres
Who told me: come, let's go to bed
Being a humble and hardworking boy
I didn't resist her and that's where my drama began
When things were getting good
She was on top and shouted at me:
Hit me and say bad words
Bad words!
And I called her silly, and also said butt
I even think I said ball, and she got excited
She asked and begged: please fuck me
And I slapped her afraid of hurting her
But she surprised me when she suggested
That I dress up like Che Guevara
With a beret and a beard!
From the Berrantes family
I couldn't escape
Nor from their healthy
Sordid and familiar environment
She was so pleased with my brilliant work
That she locked me in a separate room
But then her mom came and said very calmly:
I'll let you out if you do me a favor
The lady rode well, like a Maroñas racehorse
And shouted at me: call me mare face
Mare face!
And the old lady didn't keep her promise
And this poor man remained kidnapped
But then Federico, the richest of the boys,
Came and said: you'll get out if you take off your underwear
Oh, oh, oh, what pain, when he cut it off
With an axe my beautiful piece
His beautiful piece!
From the Berrantes family
I couldn't escape
Nor from their healthy
Sordid and familiar environment
Castrated and humiliated, resigned and defeated
I said to myself: after all, it's freedom
But then the sister-in-law saw my sliced belly
And said: take it easy, everything will be fine
No, no, no, please!; I shouted but she ignored me
While hitting me with glue
With a lot of glue!
From the Berrantes family
I couldn't escape
Nor from their healthy
Sordid and familiar environment
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
