La Prima
El Cuarteto de Nos
My Cousin
Can you imagine Aunt Noemi, how she reacted?
I don’t really know who told her or how she found out
She was driving me crazy with her yelling
Listen closely to what she said
I don’t know how you could do this to me
I who fed you and gave you a place to sleep
How could you dare to go that far?
(Ehh)
How was I supposed to know she was my cousin?
Besides, it was her who jumped on me!
Aunt Noemi kept insisting
While she was chasing me down
It’s my fault for being such an idiot!
Leaving any loser in my house!
Oh, but you’re gonna pay for this, you scoundrel!
Once I go
For a friendly visit
She kicks me out for no reason
I’m never coming back!
I’m never coming back!
And after hours of running
Aunt Noemi caught up with me at the dog shelter
She made me eat ground razor blades
She jabbed a hook into my chin
If the girl gets pregnant
You ruin her life over this nonsense!
What are the neighbors gonna say?
My little cousin was crying inconsolably
Of course, now she’s playing the victim
Aunt Noemi kept insisting
Throwing concrete blocks at me
You took advantage of my baby!
You know she’s only 46!
They’ll chain you up for life!
Once I go
For a friendly visit
She kicks me out for no reason
I’m never coming back!
I’m never coming back!
Goodbye! (Goodbye!)
