La Prima
El Cuarteto de Nos
The Cousin
Can you imagine Aunt Noemí how she reacted
I don't really know who told her and how she found out
I was stunned by her screams
Listen well to what she said
I don't know how you could do this to me
I who fed you and put you to sleep
How could you dare so much?
(Hey)
How was I supposed to know she was my cousin?
Besides, she was the one who threw herself at me!
Aunt Noemí kept insisting
While she kept following me
It's my fault for being so stupid!
Leaving any idiot in my house!
Oh, but you'll pay for it, scoundrel!
Once I go
For a cordial visit
She kicks me out for no reason
I'm not coming back!
I'm not coming back!
And after several hours of running
Aunt Noemí caught up with me in the dog pound
She made me eat chopped razor blades
She stuck a hook in my chin
If the little girl gets pregnant!
You ruin her life for this nonsense!
What will the neighbors say?
My little cousin cried inconsolably
Of course, now she acted like she was violated
Aunt Noemí kept insisting
Throwing cement blocks at me
But you took advantage of my baby!
You know she's only 46!
You'll be chained up forever!
Once I go
For a cordial visit
She kicks me out for no reason
I'm not coming back!
I'm not coming back!
Bye! (Bye!)