Nunca Pasa Nada

Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
Nothing relevant that I can sense
Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
Nothing that gives any meaning to living
Nothing there, nothing here
I'm going to go to Rivera and suck until I die

Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
I don't know if I started getting drunk to put up with her.
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Or if she couldn't stand me because of my bottle
Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
I went to die in Rivera
Because her name was
Bernardina Fragoso de Rivera

Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
I took care of cars and luck finally came to my house
Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
With the tips he had enough for six liters of cachaça per day.
Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
I was an indomitable adventurer
Tragicomic antihero
I always ended up swimming in my vomit

Soon I said he was "The True Sabalero"
Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
I saw pink elephants and they put me in the asylum
Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
There was not even a dose of alcohol
That made my psychosis worse.
And I couldn't die of cirrhosis anymore.

Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
Nothing interesting to wake me up!
Nothing happens, nothing ever happens
Nothing that can change this miserable life
Nothing around here nothing around there
When I grow up I'm going to commit suicide!