Que Los Cumpla Feliz
El Cuarteto de Nos
Happy Birthday to You
(Happy birthday!)
When the guests started to arrive
They were all beautiful girls in miniskirts
And the grandfather, seeing so much flesh in abundance
Fainted and was taken away in an ambulance
Since the boys weren't being served alcohol
They bought it across the street and drank it on the corner
And with everyone drunk and in the middle of the dance
Mom commented: How strong the Fanta is coming
And everyone sang to him
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Because we all love you
Happy birthday to you
Dad complained about what he had spent
Mom because no one had looked at her dress
The girl because it was full of gatecrashers
And the single aunt because she hadn't hooked up with anyone
And everyone sang to him
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Because we all love you
Happy birthday to you
When they went to look for the birthday girl
She was with a waiter, naked in the bathroom
And the drunk uncle wanted to blow out the candles
But on top of the cake, he vomited the pills
And everyone sang to him
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Because we all love you
Happy birthday to you (again)
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Because we all love you
Happy birthday to you (the candles)
When they started to lift her up
She slipped and ended her life
But the party didn't end there
Because the birthday continued at the wake
And Los Bedronclos played for her
(On your day, mmm)
