Si Se Chupa La Canaria
El Cuarteto de Nos
If The Canary Sucks
This story that I'm about to tell you
No one knows if it's true or if it's real
It might be a confusion, it might just be a rumor
But what's certain is that the town is talking about it
No one dares to bet
Or say what will happen
It's the story of a strange woman
That everyone calls The Canary
They seem to fear her a lot, because her power is so great
They try never to anger her
No one dares to bet
Or say what will happen
If the canary sucks
The salary will decrease
If the canary sucks
The ticket price will go up
If the canary sucks
The country will go bankrupt
If the canary sucks
They say the woman bases her power
On being related to politics
Others say that in her home
She keeps a nuclear arsenal
And that she's also a declared Umbanda practitioner
No one dares to bet
Or say what will happen
If the canary sucks
The Devil will appear
If the canary sucks
You'll be left prostrate
If the canary sucks
You'll end up like Zoilo
If the canary sucks
The third world war
If the canary sucks
The moon will move away
If the canary sucks
And the earth will cool down
If the canary sucks
The hungry children will die
If the canary sucks
Everything will fly into a thousand pieces
If the canary sucks
Everything will go downhill
If the canary sucks
