Solo Un Rumor

I heard that you're easy
and that you get touched right away
quickly lower your skirt,
even on the first date.

And that you grind in the slow songs
and that you make out
with the first idiot that comes along,
hopefully they're kisses without tongue.

They say you're a slut
and I don't care at all,
because I want to love you,
because I will love you.

They say you're a hippie,
but for you, I'll pee myself,
it's just a rumor.

I heard that your father is your stepfather
and that your current mom
used to be your mother's maid
who mistakenly took you home one day.

And that they made you have like seven abortions
and one went wrong,
you had to give birth and you kept it,
and you drowned the baby in the toilet.

They say you're a tramp,
but it doesn't matter
because I want to love you,
because I will love you.

They say you're degenerate
and that you fool around with everyone,
it's just a rumor.

Just a rumor.