Soy Un Capón

I liked women too much
For the little charm I have
I used to hang out on 8 de Octubre and 18
But the girls would tell me no

I rushed to take a guitar course
To form the Cuarteto de Nos group
It became quite famous
But they still kept telling me no

So one day before they could tell me
I cut off my balls with scissors
Since then, I no longer have any sexual desire
And my life has never been the same

I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and pot-bellied eunuch
I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and pot-bellied eunuch

And now I walk the streets all day
Enjoying the trees and the sun
And I don't have to waste any more energy
On false promises and masturbation

Now I see that life is more than
Begging for holes as a favor
Because after a life without balls
I collect stamps!

Because now
I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and pot-bellied eunuch
I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and pot-bellied eunuch

Let's see that piano!

Because one day before they could tell me
I cut off my balls with a cutter
A girl and a pumice stone mean the same to me
Because I no longer have any sexual desire

I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and pot-bellied eunuch
I'm a capon, I'm a capon
A healthy and pot-bellied eunuch

And I sing like this

We are banana for the boy
Dancing the night with me
If the boss enjoys our party
Let's all go