Zapatitos de Hormigón

I traveled to Chicago and got hooked on a special chick
wonderful, beautiful, and full of grace
but now I wish I were gay
because she and her family were from the mob.

When I found out, I wanted to bail out right away
it wasn't about playing it cool, being slick
I was never good in the family business
and I didn't want to end up in the slammer.

But the chick started threatening me
that if I split, she'd have something ugly done to me
so I made a plan and started thinking
it was time to go back to Montevideo.

I returned to my neighborhood thinking I was victorious
I told everything to my friends and my old lady
but soon enough the mobsters found me
telling me 'who do you think you are, the King of the Tile?'.

Concrete shoes the police will find
on my body submerged at the bottom of the bay.

And now I'm living under the sea
anchored at the bottom of this beautiful bay
I'm good friends with the octopus and the squid
I escaped from the mob and the police.

I'm not afraid of any vendetta anymore
got a girlfriend who understands me and fulfills me
I'm very happy because she has nice boobs
she's a teacher at a mermaid school.

Concrete shoes the police found
I turned into a merman at the bottom of the bay