Hoy estoy Raro

I'm feeling weird today, and I don't understand why
If nothing strange had me in trouble
I feel weird today and I don't know what to do

Could it be that today I started to remember
The days of my childhood when I was always wrong?
Only son of chance
My father was a hippie and my mother was a punk

Ah, maybe it was because of that nanny, who put in my bottle to stop me from crying
Valium and went out one day with his friends and
He came back with that bunch of drug addicts

And accelerated in a satanic ritual after torturing my hamster they cooked
It was hell, they made me try it and
It wasn't tender

It depends, I was a jerk there, like my uncle said, he's a guy who understands me
He who does not suffer, does not learn
And he kicked my tooth out and stole the money the mouse left under my pillow

Everyone laughed when I dragged out my R's
My grandmother asked me not to bury her if she died
And to go up more: Maybe, maybe, maybe

I'm feeling weird today, and I don't understand why
If nothing strange had me in trouble
I feel weird today and I don't know what to do
Sit and wait
Let it pass and bye

And so capable
It was that I was marked
Being the son of divorced parents
What an idiot! I hadn't thought about it, but if it were so, we would all be traumatized

And I in half light
I would put on a blues and my grandmother would ask Jesus that Gardel not be from Toulouse
I was pricking with his cross
Pus pimples
Because of my allergy to mousse, achoos!

Did I go to dinner with my father's girlfriend?
He invited me, but made me wash the pots?
And seeing my sister parading around half naked
He told me: Look, the models are all sluts!

And he gets angry
Just her
That when he drinks he gets pissed off
And I had to chicken out when after the fourth one came
He started touching me and he laughed and came to him
Hiccup

And he told me as an advance
She's leaving the old man for the guy who paid for her lipo
Is that why?
That I'm sensitive?

Life is unpredictable
I'm feeling weird today, and I don't understand why
If nothing strange had me in trouble
I feel weird today and I don't know what to do
Sit and wait
Let it pass and bye

Maybe he didn't like it
To the one at the pharmacy
When I said that I strongly defend euthanasia
He said that if everyone died, he would melt
And he threw a bottle of homeopathy at me

Or one of those
As Peyote said: I'm crazy
But no, if the doctor who cured me
He swore to me that the wound of failure on his neck had already healed

Will that be a snack?
What I had at the cafeteria
Munching on salami while listening to Led Zeppelin?

Or was it that girl, with a vicious look?
What slug put something in my glass?
What a piece of shit, he broke the glass
When my joint burned his arm
And because of my clumsiness, the giant beer barrel was left unsealed
And the bar was flooded

How right
To think that I wanted to get up with Nami
And speaking of the tsunami
And he said to me, “Did you see?
Go back where you came from
Heaven does not exist

I'm feeling weird today, and I don't understand why
If nothing strange had me in trouble
I feel weird today and I don't know what to do
Sit and wait
Let it pass and bye