Chantapufis

But where did you get that car from?
Or did you buy it on an auto plan?
When you didn’t have a dime in your wallet
Not even in your fishbowl

Tu tu tu-tu-tu tututu!
Tu tu tu-tu-tu tututu!

And those little cows, what inheritance’s their claim?
Or is it a gift from Prince Lewis?
The one your sister celebrates is insane
He gives them away all the same

Moo moo moo-moo-moo moo-moo-moo
Moo moo moo-moo-moo moo-moo-moo

Like on an April afternoon
Singing in the vaudeville tune
Your ambition was far removed
From what was coming for you soon

Heeey yiaaa yooooh! Ah-ho!
Huh-huh-huh-huh!
Huh-huh-huh-huh!

And those bells, where did you steal them from?
Or are they a present from Father Don?
And how is it that the taxman spares your life
From cutting like a knife

Klam klam kla-kla-kla kla-kla-kla!
Klam klam kla-kla-kla kla-kla-kla!