Me Agarre El Pitito En El Cierre

I was about to go play
with a girl I like
putting on my pants
but a pain made me see stars.

I got my little willy stuck in the zipper.

My mommy couldn't free it
nor the neighbor, nor the doctor next door
even the firefighters came
but the zipper remained stuck.

I got my little willy stuck in the zipper.

They opened an account at the Republic Bank
to operate on me abroad
but the surgeons made a mistake
and gave me a kidney transplant.

I got my little willy stuck in the zipper.

And now I appear on TV
in a pants commercial
where I tell that what happened to me
was because I didn't use buttoned fly.

I got my little willy stuck in the zipper.