O Serviço

Give me a cigarette,
Give me a light,
Give me a beer,
You know the drill,
Give me a rolling paper,
So I can roll this,
Give me the rock,
And cut the crap.

Give me some change to have a coffee,
Come on, you know I'm tired of standing,
And don't look at me with that twisted face,
Give me your girlfriend's number,

Why, why, why? Because she has something for me,
How many ice cubes do you want in your gin?

Give me your life, give me any,
I'll gladly trade it for my Puma sneakers.
Give me a heart since mine was stolen,
The b*tch who took it didn't even leave a note.

Give me a bit of your class,
Who knows, maybe it would work out,
I promise I won't ruin it, okay?

Give me a movie ticket, even better,
Give me the face of a movie star,
A pearly white smile from ear to ear,
Cute and innocent like a sheep.

Give me your stupidity in a pill,
And add your pretentious integrity,
Do you think it all fits in the same bowl?
I could really go for some jello right now.

Shoot me if that makes you feel better,
Give me a tissue, let me wipe your snot,
Can't pull the trigger? I thought so,
Pass me that sh*t,
I'll do the job.