Amor de Robô Gigante

[Patolino]
How to know if it's love?
Thank goodness you asked me
Love is just like a
Sundae, that you think will never end
Makes you feel firm, relaxed, and beautiful
Just like a
200-meter robot!
That is invading the city

[Gaguinho]
A ro-robot?

[Patolino]
Exactly!
But you're not an evil robot, you're a robot in search of love!
But there aren't many 200-meter robots hanging around
To love
So, you gather a bunch of smaller robots and stick them together to make a giant robot!
And then, you both go out for coffee and at the end of the coffee, love comes!

Believe me, that's exactly how love arrives!

[Gaguinho]
Ca-can I ask a question?

[Patolino]
No!
Then you and your robot lover destroy the entire Schenectady!
Because they're doing their dance and they like it anyway!
And when the armies of the world arrive, you flee in your spaceship!
And in a sweet embrace, you fly into space because Earth is not ready for your love!
And that's how you know it's love! (I found a robot to love)
That's how you feel it's love!

[Gaguinho]
I di-di-didn't understand

[Patolino]
Alright, I'll explain it another way

It's like you're a 200-meter tall merman
Looking for a female mermaid to love

[Gaguinho]
Wh-what do you mean mermaid?

[Patolino]
Don't interrupt!
But the ocean is a vast place and there aren't many female mermen
So to increase your chances, you travel to the Sea Mermen Mall!

[Gaguinho]
Sea Mermen Mall?

[Patolino]
It's where fish and mollusks seek love!

[Gaguinho]
I don't know what-what-what that has to do with me

[Patolino]
And you find a female mermaid working at a kiosk
Selling phone cases and personalized keychains
You hold one of her tentacles and she's already melting

[Gaguinho]
Tentacles?

[Patolino]
Shut up!
Her boss gets jealous and hits you with a trident and kills you! (Hits you with a trident and kills you!)
And that's how you know it's love!

[Gaguinho]
Thank you for explaining to me

[Patolino]
Yeah, I'm good at this