La Novia Del Chofer

Man, what a mess I got into with my girl
Not being a driver, I had to learn
To drive this little car that she owns
Just because I had to be her chauffeur

Let me tell you, buddy, we were out for a ride
She shifted the lever, and I don’t know what she hit
Man, what a scare, that car jumped so bad
That this thing just stalled right there

We both got to work, trying to fix it
I grabbed the lever, she kept telling me
Adjust the steering right, or it’ll pop out
And don’t shift it yet, just hold on

Come on, baby, step on it, pump the gas
I didn’t know, I was pumping the radiator
And drained all the water it had
I sucked so much, I almost pulled the engine out

Come on, baby, plug in the spark plugs
Turn the switch on, let’s get it running
And if it still won’t start
I’ll just pump the gas again

Come on, baby, plug in the spark plugs
Turn the switch on, let’s get it running
And if it still won’t start
I’ll just pump the gas again

It was going well, but the car wouldn’t start
I was so nervous, I was pushing without caution
And she told me that the way I was jamming it
I was actually messing up the transmission

My poor girl was getting really desperate
And I was too, not knowing what to do
I checked the engine, everything looked fine
But it was all tightened up just right

She saw that the brake was really tense
And that the engine was also overheating
Baby, go ahead, and disconnect that wire
The one that’s hooked to the alternator

It was going well, but it wouldn’t start
Push it, my girl kept saying
Then reconnect the wire
The battery’s fully charged, it’s good to go

Come on, baby, plug in the spark plugs
Turn the switch on, let’s get it running
And if it still won’t start
I’ll just pump the gas again

Come on, baby, plug in the spark plugs
Turn the switch on, let’s get it running
And if it still won’t start
I’ll just pump the gas again