Internet

Everyone has a big heart
Except jellyfish and zombies
Look inside yourself, Internet, and
You'll see you behave like a child
You put hats and lasers
On a child who looks like a poser
You laugh and mock everyone
But, Internet, think about it
It's a child with a heart like yours
Why do you want to make it sad?
Everyone has a big heart
And I know you have one
(Let's see, Internet, if you have something
Better inside you)