I Wrote This Song a Long Time Ago

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I Wrote This Song a Long Time Ago

Listen up, new Tupac track!

Pay attention, as life unfolds,
Makaveli here, spitting rhymes for the ages
Witnessed things in different phases,
Words of wisdom from wise men
From pagers to smartphones,
Your crew doesn't intimidate us, we'll make you losers pay up
Roll up on your turf like C.J. from San Andreas!

I penned this tune a while back, a really long time ago
You feel me!
I penned this tune ages ago, it was the illest track I ever wrote...
Back in '94

What's a guy to do, when half the folks voted for George W.
[No clue]
George W., can't be real
I'm gonna strangle him, he's a snitch,
I'm referring to George W. Smith, from the city council, he ran in '93, out in Oakland, you probably didn't catch wind of him.

I wrote this song a long time ago, a truly long time ago
Long before Slim Shady was a hit,
Long before we bombed Afghanistan.
I penned this tune in '94.

Am I really doing this?

Scan the club, see everyone in the joint
Showing love for Pac, and a grin on my face
The chick in the mini skirt has poor taste,
'Cause her top doesn't match, there's a pudding stain on the back
What the hell is that?
It might be DOO-DOO!

And you in the rear, you're worthless
You ordered a gin & tonic, but didn't even tip!
And if you bump this table one more time, then the record might skip, might skip
I warned you...stop hitting the table.

2Pac Shakur
I penned this rap in 1994

I'M NOT ALIVE!

THUG LIFE!
Dave Chappelle, that's not your spouse.
You better scram, you have 2 kids
GO HOOOOOOOOMMME!!!

I wrote this song a long time ago, a truly long time ago
Long before Beanie Siegel had to serve time,
Long before Dave Chappelle had two kids,
Don't give him any action.

DJ: 2Pac rest in peace!

OKAY, I WILL!

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