Wilson Vai

I wasn't born gay, it's my dad's fault
He hired a guy named Wilson to be the foreman
I saw the dude showering, and the size of his package was too much
It was too much
Besides being gorgeous, it was too much
I turned gay and embraced
The art of sodomy and could finally smile one day
I asked Wilson to marry me, and the jackass agreed
Our honeymoon was in Egypt, I got in bed and screamed and said
Hey, go slow, love
Don't go hard, I'm still a girl and don't want to feel pain
Treat me like a lady, use some lube, please
He looked like Rambo
With his bazooka at my neck, I said
Go, oh Wilson go
Rub your package on my face, go back and forth
I screamed for the big one
Choked, almost vomited
Oh Wilson go, oh Wilson go
Hey hey

I wasn't born gay, it's my dad's fault
He hired a guy named Wilson as his foreman
I saw the dude showering, and the size of his package was too much
It was too much
Besides being gorgeous, it was too much
I turned gay and embraced
The art of sodomy and could finally smile one day
I asked Wilson to marry me, and the jackass agreed
Our honeymoon was in Egypt, I got in bed and screamed and said
Hey, go slow, love
Don't go hard, I'm still a girl and don't want to feel pain
Treat me like a lady, use some lube, please
He looked like Rambo
With his bazooka at my neck, I said go
Oh Wilson go
Rub your package on my face, go back and forth
I screamed for the big one
Choked, almost vomited
Oh Wilson go, oh Wilson go
Hey ow

I turned gay and embraced
The art of sodomy and could finally smile one day
I asked Wilson to marry me, and the jackass agreed
Our honeymoon was in Egypt, I got in bed and screamed and said
Hey, go slow, love
Don't go hard, I'm still a girl and don't want to feel pain
Treat me like a lady, use some lube, please
He looked like Rambo
With his bazooka at my neck, I said go
Oh Wilson go
Rub your package on my face, go back and forth
I screamed for the big one
Choked, almost vomited
Oh Wilson go, oh Wilson go
Hey ow