Roast Yourself

Let's do it
I'm a drunk, old, and pot-bellied Jew
I steal content from memes, videos, and blogs
They say my ex left me for being stupid and a jerk
I lived with my parents, I left at thirty years old

And it was in a club where they hit me
They almost ripped my lip off but it was a boxer
Hashtag Rayito, they say it's a scam
That it's all shady deals, that I should think about getting rid of my big nose

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuber
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good money

I'm a big ass-kisser
And I always mess up
That my Facebook page looks like a commercial

I have a crazy and very bipolar sister
I made videos with her until she kicked me out of the channel
I don't care about any of them, I want to kiss them all
I'm a womanizer, I have a girlfriend in every city

They call me Rayan, the one who kisses everyone for trends
The one who challenges Luna Bella with shots of semen to prove

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuber
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good money

I'm a big ass-kisser
And I always mess up
That my Facebook page looks like a commercial

Come, come, come, let yourself be bitten
Just with a viral kiss I'll make you come back

Come, come, come, let's do it again
There's no content left, I have to put something

Come, come, come, let yourself be bitten
Just with a viral kiss I'll make you come back

Come, come, come, let's do it again
There's no content left, I have to put something

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuber
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good money

I'm a big ass-kisser
And I always mess up
That my Facebook page looks like a commercial

Rayito in the fucking house
Mexico, Colombia, united
The Vint
Yeah baby