Pánico A Una Muerte Ridícula

Electrocuting oneself while changing a light bulb.
Committing suicide without checking the lottery numbers.
Drowning in the pool of a boat.
Breaking one's neck in the bathtub while fornicating.
Divine punishment for zoophilia.
Passion that crushes a killer rock.
Everyone laughs because they guess
what the deceased was doing with a chicken.
Unrestrained homemade masturbation
in the kitchen of the lord deputy.
Plastic bag over the head
and the maid's garters on the thigh.
Festive meat in the house of beasts.
Dark clouds announcing a storm.
You look up very stretched
and the only lightning strikes you.
Panic.
Panic of a ridiculous death.
The purple bride convulses
on the day of her wedding banquet.
A large langoustine in her throat.
The suffocation produces loud moans.
Cornices that bury an entire family
when they go to see a comedy movie.
Innocent pedestrians who are the target
of desperate people who jump into the void.
Amusing parties of Moors and Christians.
Lances, swords, and a rain of firecrackers.
The gunpowder doesn't always explode where it should.
Many disguised as pages end up dead.
Electrocuting oneself while changing a light bulb.
Committing suicide without checking the lottery numbers.
Drowning in the pool of a boat.
Breaking one's neck in the bathtub while fornicating.
Panic.
Panic of a ridiculous death.
Dying stupidly is degrading:
even the Judge laughs when lifting the corpse.
Faces and jokes at the wake
and then a shameful burial.
To be born, grow, and reproduce
only to become a joke when you die.
If you see the shadow of the scythe
fix yourself up a bit and put on a good face.
Electrocuting oneself while changing a light bulb.
Committing suicide without checking the lottery numbers.
Drowning in the pool of a boat.
Breaking one's neck in the bathtub while fornicating.
Panic.
Panic of a ridiculous death.