Sigo Siendo Heterosexual

Since I was a child I have been fascinated
By the suffocating atmosphere of gyms
Guys in briefs, sweaty armpits
Twisted black hairs in the bathroom
I like men dressed as Romans
Barracks full of replacement lads
The kisses and hugs exchanged by footballers
And the children singing in mass
I want to be condemned to the galleys
Bare torsos, tattoos, long hair
Whippings, tortures, lots of slaps
And a big cock between the legs

But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual
But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual
I like women, or at least I think so
But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual

I will be a policeman like my father
Leather pants and bare buttocks
Frisking transvestites and masturbators
Confiscating wigs, then wearing them
I will go to Istanbul to be a trafficker
I will be sentenced to a thousand years in prison
Sharing a cell with guards and hitmen
I prefer a Turkish prison to any spa
I dream of Mel Gibson picking up a coin
And of ten naked sumo wrestlers
In the four corners of my bed
I have four hustlers standing guard

But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual
But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual
I like women, or at least I think so
But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual

I'm going to set up a boarding school
Homeless and wayward boys
Greek and French mandatory
And vaseline in my bedroom
I live locked in my dark room
Black holes and hairy stars
I want them to give me more salami!!!
One for all and all for me
I have found a circus strongman
Who with his arm gives me what I seek
Fist fucking! That's the word
If it doesn't go all the way in, I don't feel anything

But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual
But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual
I like women, or at least I think so
But, despite everything, I still remain heterosexual

Hello Josete. What a time to come
You always leave me alone
Hello mom
I made dinner for you who knows how long ago
It will be cold
No, mommy, at the party I ate a lot of cold cuts
And condensed milk
Haven't you got a girlfriend yet?
No, mommy, there were no girls
It was a rugby team party
Well, those Pelaez are something!