La Muñeca peda

She crawls through the corners,
and crawls under the tables,
she clings to the armchairs,
the poor drunk doll.

One little arm already vomited,
her skirt is full of pee,
lost a shoe while falling asleep,
and her sock is torn.

Little doll - said the guy from the bar,
stop playing dumb,
I want to close now,
your friends, the 15 mice,
said the last one would pay...

I'll tell you the bill
ninety beers, three of Fundador,
ten Passport whiskies, six bottles of rum,
shrimp cocktails, champagne, and a Ron Potosí,
tequila, two more and a Bacardi cocktail.

Six piña coladas, a screwdriver,
ten Paris at night, three Bulls and a bourbon,
two congas, ten bombs, two Tanguarniz,
Ron Pope, Amaretto, and the round of anise.

Six boxes of coke, three of Tehuacán,
sixty guajinas, ten glasses and more,
snacks, cigarettes, tips as well,
and the tacos they went to eat together.