Politicos Paraliticos

I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic
I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic

We would avoid being robbed
And then running away
We would avoid being scammed
And laughed at in our faces

I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic
I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic

They wouldn't treat us like trash
As if they didn't need us
But when it comes to elections
They deceive us like fools

I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic
I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic

With paralyzed politicians
No more corruption and more progress
No more nonsense in the press
No more thieves in the government

I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic
I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic

With these promising promises
We will make Latin America the country of the future
We will eliminate the school milk program, as each child
Will have their own cow at home
I will remove all traffic lights to end traffic
I will create twenty more ministries, so we all steal
Together, and also the slums will disappear, as these
Will be accepted as the down payment for an apartment
My government will be the worst. The least worst or everything
Opposite!

I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic
I wish politicians were
Were! Paralytic