La Durango

The girl was waiting outside a bar
It was late, she was alone
I approached her and said: Hello
Can I help you with something?

And she said crying: No one can help me anymore
There was my Durango and they just stole it from me
My dad will get mad, he didn't let me go out today
That's why I don't want to go home right now
If you invite me somewhere, I'll gladly go with you
Since there was no witness, I think I can lie

Beautiful, don't cry anymore, let's go right now
She said here nearby there's a Japanese motel
I foolishly agreed in a snap
And I said don't be sad, we'll have a good time

And just as I tell you, that's exactly how it happened
And I'm not lying, at that moment I thought I conquered her
But later I realized, she was waiting for me
And that the Durango never existed, something bad was happening

I stopped to get gas, said: I have to pee
I got out, went to the bathroom and quickly started to think
And I watched the trucks a few blocks back
My smile disappeared, and I thought they want to beat me up

I grabbed my phone to call the flag
I said: They're chasing me, I'm in the bathroom
They told me to give them 10 minutes only
Not to go to the motel, to return to the bar

That's what I get for being horny
Looking for bitches all over the city
They want to throw me into a deep well
But they're sure to screw up

I quickly ran to the car and got in accelerating
I said: Baby, sorry, I have to go back for something
She grabbed the wheel and said I can't go back
If we don't go to the motel, please let me get out

I said, stupid woman, no one is getting out of here
You almost got me but I already figured you out
Now tell me everything, quickly if you want to live
She said I don't know anything, they paid me to come

Who the hell paid you?, I swear I don't know
Two well-dressed men, I only saw them once
I looked in the rearview mirror and watched the trucks
It was a gray suburban and another flashy truck

I hit the gas pedal straight to the bar
Two or three tough guys from the clan were waiting for me
They called me on the phone, bro where are you?
I said they're following me, I'll be there in a minute

Don't worry about anything, everything will be fine
They don't know who they're messing with but they'll find out
We're all parked here in the alley
You go all the way in and we'll give them a hit

I'm arriving, it's done, let me go in
I hope those assholes have the balls to come in
Just as they told me, I entered the bar from the back
And the trucks got in hot without thinking

That's what I get for being horny
Looking for bitches all over the city
They want to throw me into a deep well
But they're sure to screw up

When I got out of the Camaro, I had them surrounded
They took them all down and quickly disarmed them
There were six thugs, they were all screwed
We took them to the field to see who sent them

Once they were tied up, they started to sing
They planned it themselves, they tried to kidnap me
For wanting easy money, they're leaving this world
From the girl and the six guys, no one ever knew more

That's what happens when you're sneaky
For not paying attention to who you want to mess with
Next time pay attention you dirty bastards
If they catch me, they know where they're going