Manchmal haben Frauen...

In a bar, he approached me
He was drunk and smelled of sweat
He said: Boy, listen to me, there's something I know better
Emancipation is the just reward
For the softened manhood
But you can trust me, between men and women
There's a huge difference that stands out
And what I heard next, which outraged me completely
It's almost hard for me to repeat, he said

Sometimes, but only sometimes
Women like a little spanking
Sometimes, but only sometimes
Women like a little spanking

I said: Leave me alone, I'm not listening to you anymore
You stinking drunk macho pig!
He didn't like that, he started pulling me
Shortly after, I got one
He yelled: Don't play dumb, you're not a child
I'll beat you up, then you'll know
But instead of hitting me again, he started whimpering
Suddenly, I felt sorry for the guy
He started begging, I should finally understand
His bad breath made me nauseous, he said

Sometimes, but only sometimes
Women like a little spanking
Sometimes, but only sometimes
Women like a little spanking

I pushed him away and ran home
I had to tell my girlfriend
I didn't hold back, it all came out of me
The uncertainty started to torment me
It had never happened to me before, I was traumatized
And I was also a bit curious
She smiled and lifted her knee
And rammed it with full force into my stomach
As I struggled for breath and her voice rang out
She was surrounded by an icy breath, she said

Sometimes, but only sometimes
Women like a little spanking
Sometimes, but only sometimes
Women like a little spanking

Always, yes always
Guys like you deserve a punch in the face
Always, yes always
Guys like you deserve a punch in the face