Männer Sind Schweine

Hello, my darling, I love you
You are the only one for me
I find the others all stupid
That's why I court you
You are so different, very special
I always notice things like that quickly
Now undress and lie down
Because I'm so in love with you

Soon it will be dark, soon it will be night
A word of warning is appropriate

Men are pigs
Don't trust them, my child
They all just want one thing
Because men are just like that

A man only feels like a man
When he can satisfy you
He lies through his teeth
Just to get you into bed
And then the next morning he doesn't even
Remember your name
Ruthless and unrestrained
Feelings are completely foreign to him

For him, love equals loss of seed
Girl, always be aware of that

Men are pigs
Don't ask about sunshine
Unfortunately, there are no exceptions
In every man there's always a pig
Men are swine
Don't believe a word they say
They swear eternal loyalty to you
And then the next morning they're gone

'What have I done that you always torment me and say you don't love me?'
'You have no idea what love is, we don't even know each other'

And if you make the mistake
And smile at a husband
Your knight in shining armor mutates
Soon after the wedding into an animal
Then he shows his true self
Completely unshaven and disgusting
Drinks beer, watches TV, and quickly gets fat
And burps and farts in bed

Then you have King Kong as a husband
That's why I tell you, please always remember

Men are pigs - sneaky pigs, nasty pigs
Don't trust them, my child - disgusting pigs, nasty pigs
They all just want one thing - stupid pigs, stupid pigs
They are blind to true love - horny pigs

Men are rats - sneaky pigs, nasty pigs
Only deal with them cunningly - disgusting pigs, nasty pigs
They want to mate with everything - stinking pigs, sneaky pigs
If it's not up a tree by three - horny pigs

Men are pigs - sneaky pigs, nasty pigs
Don't ask about sunshine - disgusting pigs, nasty pigs
Unfortunately, there are no exceptions - stupid pigs, Nazi pigs
In every man there's a pig - horny pigs

Men are cars - we don't want any cop pigs
Just without a spare tire - nasty pigs, nasty pigs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah - mollies and stones, cop pigs