Männer Sind Schweine

Hello, my darling, I love you
You are the only one for me
I think all the others are stupid
That's why I'm courting you
You are so different, very special
I always notice things like that quickly
Now take off your clothes and lie down
Because I'm so in love with you

It's getting dark, soon it will be night
A word of warning is in order

Men are pigs
Don't trust them my child
They all just want one thing
Because men are like that

A man only feels like a man
If he can get it for you
He lies through his teeth
Just to get you into bed
And then the next morning he knows
Not even what your name is anymore
Reckless and uninhibited
Feelings are completely alien to him

For him, love is equal to loss of semen
Girls, always be aware of this

Men are pigs
Don't ask for sunshine
Unfortunately, there are no exceptions
There is always a pig in every man
Men are pigs
Don't believe a word they say
They swear eternal loyalty to you
And then the next morning they are gone

What have I done that you always torment me and say you don't love me?
You have no idea what love is, we don’t even know each other

And if you do make the mistake
And you smile at a husband
Mutates your rose knight
Soon after the wedding also to the animal
Then he shows his true self
Completely unshaven and disgusting
Drinks beer, watches TV and gets fat quickly
And burps and farts in the marital bed

Then you have king kong as your husband
So I tell you please always remember

Men are pigs, left-wing pigs, nasty pigs
Don't trust them my child, disgusting pigs, nasty pigs
They all just want one thing, stupid pigs, stupid pigs
They are blind to true love, horny pigs

Men are rats, left-wing pigs, nasty pigs
Only meet them with cunning, disgusting pigs, nasty pigs
They want to mate with everything, stinking pigs, left-wing pigs
What isn't on the trees at three, horny pigs

Men are pigs, left-wing pigs, nasty pigs
Don't ask for sunshine, disgusting pigs, nasty pigs
Unfortunately there are no exceptions, stupid pigs, Nazi pigs
There is a pig in every man, horny pigs

Men are cars, we don't want bull pigs
Only without, nasty pigs, nasty pigs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaah, mollies and stones, bull pigs