M&F

One likes to see them on weekends
Sporty modern gentlemen with a hot look
They drag freshly painted ladies
Onto the dance floors of the republic

The ball behavior of adult people
Is more interesting than many believe
From chest hair toupee to Botox mask
In war and love, everything is allowed!

Men and women are the naked horror
How they stare deeply into each other's eyes for hours
And women steal other women's men
And men vent their frustration on women

Because men and women are capable
Of gladly ruining each other's night
When they pine until dawn
And then leave alone again

They're already lying in the bushes at noon
At night, you can hardly walk through the city park
Romantic dreamers call it 'love' (I would say)
Here you can see hormones at work

And when they dim the lights
A nation in a frenzy
It's especially bad in spring
That's why I prefer winter

Because men and women are the naked horror
How they stare deeply into each other's eyes for hours
And women steal other women's men
And men just build houses anyway

Some men love men, some women love women
There's nothing to regret and nothing to marvel at
That's just as normal as chewing gum
But most will never dare