Deutschland

German, German, German, German, German, German.

Of course, a German invented 'Wetten Dass',
thank you for the beautiful hours.
We are the friendliest customers in the world,
we are humble, we have money,
the very best in every sport,
the taxes here - are world record.
Travel through Germany
and stay here,
we are waiting for this kind of visitors.
Anyone can live here,
if they like it,
we are the friendliest people,
in the world...

German, German, German, German.

Only one little thing is wrong here,
that Schumacher doesn't drive a Mercedes.
(Mercedes drives...)

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All of this is Germany (ohh),
all of this is us (ohh),
there is nothing like it anywhere else,
only here - only here.

All of this is Germany (ohh),
all of this is us,
we live and we die here.

German, German, German, German, German, German, German, German.

Many people criticize Germany,
and some find it cool to be an asshole.
Some like to complain about foreigners
and go to Thailand every year to have sex.
We love our cars more than our women,
because we can trust German cars.
God only kissed the earth once,
right where Germany is now.
We are the best everywhere - especially in bed,
and we are particularly nice to dogs and cats.

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We are particularly good at punching people in the face,
and you can trust us to set fires.
We value order and cleanliness,
we are always ready for war.
Greetings to the world, finally realize,
we can be proud of Germany
(Germany, Germany...)

Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig.

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