Sex In de Bejaardenflat
Dikke Lul band
Sex In the Retirement Home
Sex in the retirement home
everyone's having a blast
Sex in the retirement home
all the old hags in bed with an old dick!
An old man in room 2
He had a great idea
He said: we may be old
but not cold
He grabbed grandma
and gave her a squeeze
She suddenly felt hungry
and said: come on, old fool
and stick it in my peach
even though it's a bit loose
Sex in the retirement home
everyone's having a blast
Sex in the retirement home
all the old hags in bed with an old dick
They went wild
and grandma wanted more and more
But grandpa passed away
it was too much
An old man from room 5
got his dick hard again
He promptly stuck it
in grandma's kitty
and grandma was fine with it
and yelled: where's the rest!
Sex in the retirement home
everyone's having a blast
Sex in the retirement home
all the old hags in bed with an old dick
They all walked around
naked in the room
and horny Pete from Wiert
He said I'm in the wrong place
but old Jaap from Mook
said so am I
Come on, fuck me in the ass
but don't go too crazy
and turn around, real quick
then I'll do it to you
Sex in the retirement home
everyone's having a blast
Sex in the retirement home
all the old hags in bed with an old dick
An old lady from room 1
took a carrot
and happily stuck
that thing in her barn
And Kaatje van der Sluit
took out her dentures
And shouted around
who's gonna fuck me in my mouth
You can cum if you want
because I'm on the pill
Sex in the retirement home
everyone's having a blast
Sex in the retirement home
all the old hags in bed with an old dick
They screwed in the hallway
and against the wallpaper
and even in the bathroom
they made a point
and even in the elevator
some action was taken
they loved it
that horny fuckfest
They screamed time and time again
we'll do it again tomorrow!
Sex in the retirement home
everyone's having a blast
Sex in the retirement home
all the old hags in bed with an old dick
all the old hags in bed with an old dick!
(c) Dikke Lul Band
