Cunnilingus Mon Amour!
Dionysos
Cunnilingus My Love!
My hamster's name is Cunnilingus
And believe it or not
But this dude thinks he's a man
I wonder how he pulls it off
Who comes to whisper to him
Cunnilingus my love
They fall for him
It doesn't surprise him
And they get up at night
To get all dolled up
Between their pretty fingers
Oh, how he loves to hang on his bars
To make it seem like he's really
The big king of pecs
The problem is he wants us to love him
As if he were really a man
To whom we would whisper
Cunnilingus my love
They don't give a damn about him
It doesn't surprise him
When he dances at night
Like he's playing for his life
Between their pretty fingers
One night I overdid it with the perfume for Cunnilingus
Who thinks more and more he's a man
He started licking his whole body
To clean himself, 'cause you know
You can never be too fancy
He started dancing
It doesn't surprise us
Like a big possessed guy
But alas?
His drunken body
Smashed against the bars of his cage
A lot of blood flowed from his eyes
And from his sweet fur still all nicely scented
An unmatched performance
Not even by Elvis Presley
Michael Jackson can go get dressed
Go get dressed, Michael!
Oh ow ow ow ow ow
My hamster's name was Cunnilingus
And believe it or not
But this dude really thought he was a man
