A Pequena Sereia - Pobres Corações Infelizes

[Ursula]
The way to get what you want
Is for you to become human too

[Ariel]
Can you do that?

[Ursula]
My dear and beautiful girl
This is what I do! This is what I live for
To help the unfortunate sea creatures, like you
Poor souls, who have no one to turn to

I confess I used to be very wicked!
Being called just a witch was an understatement
But then, repentant, I became more restrained
And even more generous and plump, believe me!

Luckily, I know a magic
It's a talent I've always had
And today this is my job
I use it for the benefit of the unfortunate or suffering who come here!
Pathetic!

Poor unfortunate hearts need me!
One wants to be thinner
Another wants the girlfriend
Can I solve it?
Of course!

They are unfortunate hearts
In search of everything!
They all come begging
Cast a spell on me!
What do I do?
I help!

But I remember in the beginning
Some didn't pay the price
And I was forced to punish the unfortunate

If they complain, it's no use
Because, in general, I'm a saint
For the unfortunate hearts!

[Ursula]
Now let's get down to business
I will make a potion that will turn you into a human for three days
Got it? Three days
Now listen, this is important
Before the sunset of the third day
You have to make that prince fall in love with you
That is: He has to kiss you, not just any kiss
The kiss of true love
If he kisses you before the sunset of the third day
You will remain human forever
But if he doesn't kiss you, you will turn back into a mermaid and
Belong to me
Do we have a deal?

[Ariel]
If I become human, I will never be with my father and my sisters again

[Ursula]
You're right
But you'll have your man!
Life is full of tough choices, isn't it?
Oh, and there's one more thing
We haven't talked about the payment detail yet
You don't get something for nothing

[Ariel]
But I have nothing

[Ursula]
But I don't charge much, it will cost you a trifle!
You won't miss it
What I want from you is your voice!

[Ariel]
My voice?

[Ursula]
That's what I said, dear
You won't speak, sing, end of story!

[Ariel]
But without my voice, how can I?

[Ursula]
You'll have your appearance, your beautiful face
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

Men abhor chatterboxes
They love quiet girls!
If a woman keeps talking all day gossiping
The man gets angry, says goodbye, and leaves, no!

Don't try to make small talk
Men do everything to avoid it
You know who's more beloved? The shy girl!
And only the very quiet ones will get married

It's time to settle the deal between us
I'm very busy and I don't have all day
My price? It's your voice!

You who are so unhappy
Won't be anymore!
If you want to cross the bridge, there's a payment!
Come on, be brave, sign the document!

The mermaid is in the bag
It's a day of joy!
I got what I wanted!

Wart, sifrut, and I want a wind like this
Larynx, tongue and lara, larynx and voice for me!
Now, sing!

[Ariel]
Oh

[Ursula]
Keep singing!

[Ariel]
Oh

[Ursula]
Hahaha