Homer's March

Homer, uh
Homer, beer
Homer, hey
Homer, wow

Uh, uh, uh
Beer

Uh, uh, uh
I like that

Uh, uh, uh
Beer

Uh, uh, uh
That's great

Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer

Put down your drink and pay attention

Dude, we did something really wrong
Did you crash the car? No
Did you bring someone back from the dead? Yes
But is the car okay? Uh-huh
Oh, good

Uh, uh, uh wow
Uh, uh, uh what don’t you get
Uh, uh, uh finally
Uh, uh, uh

Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer

Put down your drink and pay attention

I’m like that guy, you know, the Spanish one
You know, the one with the windmills
Don Quixote?
No, the other one
What was the name of the one from La Mancha?
Don Quixote
No
The one from La Mancha was actually Don Quixote
Oh, I’m gonna look it up

Uh, uh, uh oh my god
Uh, uh, uh sorry
Uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh

Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer

Put down your drink and pay attention
I was also in the flower shop
Yeah, getting wasted in the old flower shop
A woman is like a beer

Beer
And what’s better than a beer to make the best gold
Beer
Whiskey counts as beer
Beer

Beer, beer

Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer
Homer

Put down your drink and pay attention
Put down your drink and pay attention
Put down your drink and pay attention
Put down your drink and pay attention

Choo choo choo choo choo, choo
Choo choo choo choo choo, choo
Choo choo choo choo choo, choo
I’m gonna break your face

Choo choo choo choo choo, choo
Uh-huh
Choo choo choo choo choo, choo
I’m gonna give you a hit

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Look how it moves

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
We’re talking about food, right?

Homer
Homer
Homer
Sex sells, right?

Homer
Homer
Homer
And that’s all, folks.