Diário de Um Bombado

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Diary of a Jacked Guy

(Here is the salt) Diary of a jacked guy:
He's already peeing blood, liver shattered.
Already full of stretch marks, heart racing.
Look where the influence leads to having a sculptural body. (Here is the salt)
Everyone pays their price, death can be fatal!
The more I work out, the more I want to grow. I work out every day just to not lose weight.
Applying every week, carnival is coming; the shirt won't fit: The side effect.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, father of bodybuilding.
Giant Coleman, not pure, no!
The kids are into steroids.
If you were on the cover, your nickname became a bomb!
The kids' dream is to get pumped,
To walk down the street with a jacked body.
Triceps, bench press, bar and parallel bars,
A jacked guy doesn't like to work out legs!
Looks like a frog man.
Has thin shins, but a jacked chest.

Malt, Creatine, balanced lunch, hypertrophy series.
Just warming up, fifty on each side. In the bench press, I just regret
The enemy of the jacked guy is always the mirror;
Thinking he's skinny, without arms, without chest.
The worst of all is when he catches a cold: he stops working out and gets mad.
There are many bodybuilders who don't like to run, afraid of sweating, afraid of losing.
Says he's pure, but full of metamorphosis.
He looks at himself in the mirror, gets neurotic right away.
Gets full of hate! It's a pain and messes with the mind.
Runs to the pharmacy, injects antibiotics. Be careful, you're crazy, you're getting neurotic!

The body of a man, the structure of a life.
Deca, Winstrol, it's my vitamin.
Work out pure why, if not I won't grow?!
Apply, apply, apply, but be careful not to die. (2x)

(Here is the salt)

Guarana powder, malt, albumin: when he farts it's like the Hiroshima bomb!
GH cycle, this effect is sinister!
I dreamt of Stallone lifting weights with me.

A perfect body with money you build
At Maltec, there are three steps, it's getting awesome.
Growth is fast, death can be fatal!
Do a strong cycle, grow like yeast.
Every bodybuilder has secrets, stay alert!
He keeps taking shirtless photos in the bathroom. Keeps flexing his naked biceps in the mirror.
If a woman passes by, he holds his breath, puffs out his chest. Secretly does push-ups.
He doesn't go a day without working out. It's just tank tops, whatever comes, walks shirtless in both cold and heat.
He keeps squeezing himself, full of psychosis! From taking so many steroids he'll die of overdose.
Summer is near, lower the shipments, the syringe is ready so inject the poison!

Bodybuilder's food is like a cowboy's: five roasted chickens and a plate of pasta.
Dilated stomach, he's a big spender!
At Christmas dinner he eats the whole turkey!!!

The body of a man, the structure of a life.
Deca, Winstrol, it's my vitamin.
Work out pure why, if not I won't grow?
Apply, apply, apply, but be careful not to die! (2x)

Hey kids! Watch out for your liver, watch out for stretch marks... watch out for adolescence... watch out for ''adolescent dick''...

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