Pastor Locrata

Pastor Murras, the people were accommodated as agreed, the Starlet's mwadyé paused on the left side
The Tubarão's bosses paused on the right side
The ones standing are the poor, they came on foot, let's start the show.

Chorus
Hallelujah!!! Amen, I came to collect your entrance to heaven
Hallelujah!!! Amen, only those who pay me well will go to heaven

Pastor, they stole my container of soda
I lost my job, my house, and my wife
Since that day, I've been trembling, I suspect my body is giving up
(Pastor)
You're already dead, you just haven't realized it yet

Why, Pastor?
(Pastor)
Because a snake reacts even without a head

So, Pastor, are you saying I'm already dead???
(Pastor)
You just need to accept it and surrender to be buried

Pastor Murras, I'm fifteen years old, they call me a witch.
(Pastor)
But why?
Because I'm dating a man who's fifty. I'm not to blame if the older ones are finished, blame the men who only want the hot ones.
(Pastor)
You're too hasty and impatient, calm down, sooner or later your bill will come.

Pastor Murras, I have a lot of boils under my armpit
My chest hurts, it's swollen, I went to Kimbanda and we both discovered it's a spell from my husband's family
(Pastor)
The good goat eats where it's tied, but if you tied yourself to trash, don't look for blame
I'll heal you, lie down on the hammock, luckily your blouse has a neckline, I'll put the hand of God on you and solve it with a whip

Chorus
Hallelujah!!! Amen, the brothers on the left will pay tithes in kwanzas
Hallelujah!!! Amen, the brothers on the right will pay tithes in dollars
Hallelujah!!! Amen, the ones standing will clean the Lord's church
Hallelujah!!! Amen, only those who pay me well will go to heaven

Pastor Murras, I work a lot, but my salary never arrives, I have 15 children, my life is very tough, I don't even see the money I'm earning, I'll go run them off because I like to drink
(Pastor)
Stop, my pig, don't run away, you messed up, who's going to pour water?
You only gain wisdom and endure the loss

Oh Pastor Murras, these kids came with degrees from abroad, after all, it's to steal the elders' place, I don't care, I'll cast a spell
(Pastor)
Sometimes the spell turns against the spellcaster, the elders' place is to guide and give advice, if you believe your time has come, elder, go rest and let the youngsters take over

Chorus
Hallelujah!!! Amen, I came to collect your entrance to heaven
Hallelujah!!! Amen, only those who pay me well will go to heaven

Pastor Murras, I worked for my money, my family wants my money, everyone wants my money, I won't give them my money
(Pastor)
And when you see money, you act like a monkey with a banana
Money is for spending, not for keeping under the bed, my money, my money, and the pastor is walking on foot

Pastor Murras, my salary isn't enough to buy designer brands, I'm fine with life