Ya No Quiero Pistear

I don't want to drink anymore
'Cause I get way too wild
I blow all my cash
With guys I don't even know
And at home my wife
She's got her panties in a twist.

I don't want to drink anymore
'Cause I just mess things up
Leaving a bar
I got caught driving
They slapped me with a ticket
And took me to the slammer.

I've worked really hard
Out here in the North, you know
But because I've been drinking
I haven't saved a dime
And the owner of the bar
That guy's really rolling in it.

I don't want to drink anymore
'Cause I get all brave
And I start picking fights
Even with my own relatives
And the next day with a hangover
I can't find a place to hide.

I don't want to drink anymore
Honey, I ask for your forgiveness
I'm gonna quit drinking
And buy you a big house
Just let me finish this last drink
It's not like it's super hot.

I've worked really hard
Out here in the North, you know
But because I've been drinking
I haven't saved a dime
And that guy at the liquor store
He's really loaded.