Me no Speak Americano

I got memories of that beautiful blonde
That I met on American soil
I wanted to confess all my love to her
But we could never talk!

Because, I am...
I'm a Latin American
I don't speak American
Sorry baby we no speak Americano
(Excuse Me)
The Latin American
Pa pa pa Pan American
Pa Pan American

Give another beer to that Barbie
With everything paid for this morning in her head
And a note from her, if she's interested
Champagne, foam, and strawberries
Half electronic, wikimontonic,
Daddy's girl has a bionic waist
Expert in chemistry, private in plastic
And she feels a fire inside her that wants to burn her!

I like rock and roll
I don't know how to dance it
But wow, what a thing, who's gonna take the eraser off her
Who's gonna take her away, poor me

I don't speak American
American, American
Sorry baby we no speak Americano
American, American
The Latin American
American, American
Sorry baby we no speak Americano
American, American

I got memories of a beautiful blonde
That I met on American soil
I wanted to confess all my love to her
But we could never talk...
Because I am
Because I am
Because I am
Because I am

I'm a Latin American
I don't speak American
Sorry baby we no speak Americano
The Latin American
Pa pa pa Pan American
D D D! DO!
Pa Pan American
D D D! DO!

Baby the only problem between you and me
Is that my English is not very good looking
But in Spanish, we're going all the way down