De Mooiste Meid

She was the prettiest girl in the whole town
She was the pride of all the surrounding areas
When you saw her shoulders and her thick calves
You'd be left speechless, just holding water
When she rode by on her old Fongers bike
And the wind was blowing hard against her
Every guy knew exactly where to look
She was a delightful girl

Because she was undeniably the most beautiful
The whole town was buzzing about her
If there was to be a flower queen
Of course, she was the one to get that honor
And in a soccer competition or a rowing race
They fought like lions for her attention
Because every competitor knew all too well
That she got to hand out the prizes

There was also a kind of equestrian contest
Where the whole town gathered to watch
Since everyone was doing pretty well that year
The first prize was a whip with a silver handle
After the event, she stood on the stage
And next to her was the champion
The tension was at its peak because everyone was
Curious about what she would do

Would she do it, would she do it
That was the question for everyone
Would she give him a kiss, would she give him a kiss
Would she really go all out
She gave him a kiss
All the men turned green with envy
And blushing, the lover said
I wish I were her lover
Because what do I care about that cash
Just that kiss, that kiss, that kiss
That's what it was all about
Yeah, yeah

The applause, however, was quite divided
Because all the men were rubbing their hands
Only the ladies from the neighborhood, especially the older ones
Were shouting loudly in disgrace
And when an enthusiast suggested
To hold a contest every month
That fell through because the women threatened
To collectively get a divorce

But when the following year the ladies' group decided
To honor a centenarian
Who everyone knew had the dearest wish
To finally emigrate
That beautiful girl said let’s all save up
For a plane ticket, and I’ll offer it
Then all the ladies got red spots on their necks
And thought, oh how will that go

Would she do it, would she do it
That was the question for everyone
Would she give him a kiss, would she give him a kiss
Would she really go all out
She gave him a kiss
All the men turned green with envy
And blushing, the old man said
I wish I could marry you
Because what do I care about that cash
Just that kiss, that kiss, that kiss
That's what it was all about
Yeah, yeah

The ladies of the group then felt a desire
To murder in their hearts
But in their weakness, they couldn't do much else
Than frantically call their friends
The following week, every action committee decided
In every ladies' group
If there was something to be given publicly
That beautiful girl wouldn’t stand a chance

Only the mayor, who was a bachelor
Was completely oblivious, which happens
He spoke about the asphalt road that will be laid
If the royal decree goes through
I’ll open it, but I’d find it great
If that beautiful girl did it with me
Then the whole committee thought, oh dear
Let’s hope she knows her place

Would she do it, would she do it
That was the question for everyone
Would she give him a kiss, would she give him a kiss
Would she really go all out
She gave him a kiss
All the ladies turned green with envy
And angrily shouted a farmer
What a filthy whore
That’s against decency
A kiss, a kiss, a kiss, a kiss
How could she do that
Yeah, yeah

And when the ribbon was finally cut
A big limousine pulled up
And the mayor and the beautiful girl
Got in and drove away
The whole committee waited until midnight
With cold feet, standing there
But the couple stayed away for two weeks
And the whole town thought every night

Would they do it, would they do it
That’s the big question for us
Will it just be a kiss, will it just be a kiss
Or will he really go all out
They’re doing it
An old goat loves a fresh leaf
That beautiful girl is now
The mayor's wife
Yeah, that’s what you get from a kiss
A kiss, a kiss, a kiss, a kiss
Look at all the things you can do with that