Zombies From Mapocho

When The River Of Mapocho
Was Totally Infected
With Unnameable Sewers
And Excrement in Bulk
Even The Most Snobbish Street
Turned Brown
And The Mud Zombies
Which Are Actually Pure Shit
Arrived at a Great Party
In The Best Tea Room
Feasting on Old Ladies With Their Breath
Smelling Like Field Toilet
With Diarrhea and Corn Kernels
They Continued The Feast
Turning That House Into A
Great Living Toilet Where The
Cat Was Made of Poop and The Mouse of Turd

So The Zombies From Mapocho
They Will Make You Eat Shit
And You Quickly Become
A Hellish Turd Master

And The Shit Army Advanced Through
The Alameda Setting Up A Fair
Of Clay Trinkets And The
People Passing by Bought Them
By The Dozens Taking Them
Home Instead of Clay
Just Shit

So Be Very Careful
With The Toilet in Your House
Because Your Own Farts
Will Turn Against You
And That's How Our
Story Of The Zombies From Mapocho Ends
Who Left Santiago
Worse Than The Stadium Toilet