Su Nombre No Es Blaineley

I sing for the girl who's a one-of-a-kind treasure!
That's me!
Even though her behavior always makes me want to puke!
What?!
A fake blonde who thinks she's the best! Ha!
But without her entourage, she'd look worse than me!
Hey!
Hey, listen up!
If she compliments your shirt, it means she can't stand it!
She says so much, you know what, that she lives in the toilet!
Hey!
Like a lot of fiber!
She bought two pairs of jeans, size eight, and size ten!
So when she wears the big ones, ask her if she lost weight!
Hey!
And she's not who you think, and I'll tell you once and for all!
She has fungus on her feet and her name isn't Blaineley!
Hey!
She's a phony, and her name isn't Blaineley!
She's a thief, she's a liar, and her name isn't Blaineley!
It's Mildred!
Hey!