Rap do Saitama - Ameaça Nível Saitama

Since I started training
I managed to get strong
To a point where all I
Can do is just get bored

Life lost its flavor
Wandering, I started to walk
Until I found a cyborg
Who began to walk with me
We'd create good memories

And as friends, we kept going
Even though I always got hurt
Good thing you always came out alive
Genos, you're such a weak friend
Don't worry, I got this
I'm not cut out to be a hero
It's just a hobby, and I have fun with it

Weak monsters always die
With just one punch
The only one who took more than that
To die was Boros

That was until I faced you
Seems like you can resist
But I saw something made you change
Garou, are you still there?

You used to have kindness
But now you're different
My cold gaze notices
Genos dead in front of me

Know that I won't kill you
Because of the promise to the kid
But I'm gonna hit you so hard
That you'd rather be dead

Weren't you gonna copy me?
Weren't you gonna give me trouble?
To me, you're still weak
Just one hand is all I need

Stop with those cheap tricks
Garou, you make me feel sorry
Is this crap you call
Supreme martial arts?

I adapt in just a moment
Opening portals is a waste of time
I can hold them in one move
Next to Jupiter, on this moon, I face you

Garou - You can't compare to me
You barely know what's waiting for you
I can break free far from the earth
Serious game changer

Look how hilarious
As time goes by
It seems to get easier
Too easy

Run using your portals
Ambidextrous punches
Once again, you're falling behind
Seems like you can't keep up with me

But this place left me a bit chilly
I-I think I'm gonna sneeze
Achoo!

I swept Jupiter off the map with just a sneeze
Lucky it dodged
Or you'd be dead
You tried to teleport me to the sun in this fight
Since the weather was nice
You helped me with my stomach ache

And with just one punch
I bury you in the ground
Seeing the kid dead
Your conscience comes back

You want me to copy you
And learn to turn back time
I take God's powers
Without even touching them

Your martial arts are amazing
Because I went back to the past
And hit the punch
Before it was even thrown

Inversion of causality: Absolutely inevitable
To end the battle, no punch was needed