Xótis do Tintureiro
Dupla Ouro e Prata
The Dry Cleaner's Joke
Monday,
Early in the morning,
A short guy comes to my house,
And I rush to answer.
I open the door,
And he all cheerful,
In a smile he says,
(guaranteed)
Dry cleaner.
Monday,
Early in the morning,
A short guy comes to my house,
And I rush to answer.
I open the door,
And he all cheerful,
In a smile he says,
(guaranteed)
Dry cleaner.
Do you have clothes to wash?
No, sir,
Do you have pants to iron?
No, sir,
Shirt to starch?
No, sir,
Stains to remove?
No, sir.
He then quickly thanks,
And continues on his way,
I then wonder,
What will I send to wash?
If I have nothing to wear.
He then quickly thanks,
And continues on his way,
I then wonder,
What will I send to wash?
If I have nothing to wear.
