700 Millions de Chinois
Dutronc Jacques
700 Million Chinese
Seven hundred million Chinese
And me, and me, and me
With my life, my little home
My headache, my psi
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
Eighty million Indonesians
And me, and me, and me
With my car and my dog
His Canigou when he barks
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
Three or four hundred million blacks
And me, and me, and me
Who go to the tanning salon
To the sauna to lose weight
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
Three hundred million Soviets
And me, and me, and me
With my quirks and my tics
In my little goose feather bed
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
Fifty million imperfect people
And me, and me, and me
Who watch Catherine Langeais
On television at home
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
Nine hundred million starving
And me, and me, and me
With my vegetarian diet
And all the whiskey I drink
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
Five hundred million South Americans
And me, and me, and me
I am completely naked in my bath
With a girl who cleans me
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
Fifty million Vietnamese
And me, and me, and me
On Sundays hunting rabbits
With my rifle, I am the king
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
Five hundred billion little Martians
And me, and me, and me
Like a fool of a Parisian
I wait for my end-of-month check
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life