Zé Ruela
Edy Britto & Samuel
Joe Jerk
Why don't you drink?
Why don't you take a shot?
I'm a jerk
If I drink, I hit the ground!
Why don't you drink?
Why don't you want to?
If I get home drunk
I get beat up by my wife!
What a wimp face is that?
What are you afraid of?
What a wimp face is that?
Afraid to drink!
What a wimp face is that?
Take this with lemon!
What a wimp face is that?
Just drink it
Do you remember that day at Fat Joe's bar?
But I woke up all licked by a dog
You had one and got all smiley
At first it was okay, but then I fell and broke a tooth
You had another one and said: 'wow, how cool'
I got home drunk and my wife went off on me
You don't drink with me, but you drank with Joe
But that day I went home without my underwear
